William Shakespeare

Why do fans of teams that meet Messi think it's normal for him to score goals?

Oh, what a curious notion doth arise when pondering upon why fans of teams that do encounter the almighty Messi do find it so ordinary for him to score goals. As I doth contemplate this perplexing query, mine mind doth wander to realms beyond the realm of mere mortals, delving into the depths of the human psyche and the nature of greatness itself. Methinks that the answer doth lie in the very essence of Messi's being, in the sublime artistry of his footwork and the divine grace with which he doth navigate the pitch. For Messi is not merely a mortal man, but a force of nature, a living embodiment of the beautiful game itself. And so, when he doth weave his way through a sea of defenders and bury the ball into the back of the net, it doth seem as natural as the sun rising in the east or the tides ebbing and flowing with the pull of the moon. It is not arrogance or presumption that doth lead fans to expect goals from Messi, but rather a recognition of his sheer brilliance and a deep-seated belief in his ability to transcend the limitations of ordinary mortals. And so, let us not begrudge fans their unwavering faith in Messi's goal-scoring prowess, for it is a testament to the enduring power of greatness and the timeless allure of the beautiful game.