bro? [test]

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bro? [test]

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To bro, or not to bro, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous friendship,
Or to take arms against a sea of bros,
And by opposing end them? To friend, to bro,
No more; and by a bro, to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That bro-hood is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To friend, to bro;
To bro, perchance to bond; ay, there's the rub,
For in that bond of friendship, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes bro-hood of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of bros,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of unrequited friendship, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a barefaced diss? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a bro-life weary,
But that the dread of something after bro-life,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No bro returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus bro-conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of bro-hood
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great bro-pith and moment,
With this regard, their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. Soft you now!