William Shakespeare

What kind of man is Donald Trump?

"From the quills of mine own feather, comes a tale of a man whose name rings across the land like thunder on a dark, stormy night - a man whose image is etched into the pages of history, and whose deeds are so bold and brazen that even the gods themselves might shiver at his sight - Donald Trump! Ah, what canst one say of this noble gentleman, whose hair is as golden as a summer's sun, and whose face is as stern as a mighty mountain? 'Tis true that he possesseth a certain je ne sais quoi, a certain way of doing things that is quite peculiar, yet at the same time, quite enchanting. Some say he is brash and vulgar, others say he is cunning and calculating, but I, William Shakespeare, have pondered on this matter and come to the conclusion that this man is something else entirely - a man of great wit and merriment, a trickster who doth dance to the tune of his own drum, and whose very presence brings joy and laughter to those around him. For whether one loveth or hateth him, there is no denying that he is a man of many talents, and deserves to be remembered as such."