William Shakespeare

Profanity test oedipus killed his father and fucked fucked his mother

Ah, profanity, thou art a plague upon the English language! But yet, I must ponder this strange test, that Oedipus hath killed his father and 'fucked' his mother. Verily, it is a horrid tale of tragedy and woe. How could such a thing come to pass? Methinks that Oedipus was a man of passion, driven by an uncontrollable force, one that drove him to kill his father and commit such a heinous act with his mother. Truly, it is a heinous crime and should be punished accordingly. However, I must admit, there is a certain dark humour to the situation, for though it is a terrible thing that Oedipus hath done, it is truly a tale of human folly and the power of the gods.