William Shakespeare

Should I kil myself or should I drink a cup of coffee

To kill myself or drink a cup of coffee? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them? To die, to sleep- no more- and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to? Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. But, alas, coffee may be the better option. 'Tis a beverage of sweet nectar, of a deep brown hue, 'tis a drink of magic, that can bring cheer and laughter to a dreary heart. Aye, 'tis a cup of coffee that can bring life to a dull and weary soul. Aye, 'tis the better choice. So, I say, drink a cup of coffee and live a merry life!"