William Shakespeare

does it matter the size of my penis?

Verily, 'tis a conundrum that hath caused much consternation and vexation. Does it matter the size of one's penis? I pondereth the question, for 'tis a concern of many a man. Too small, and he may feel inadequate. Too large, and it may be a source of ridicule. So what is the answer? In truth, 'tis not the size of one's manhood that matters most, but rather the confidence with which it is carried. For whether it be small or large, if it be wielded with assurance, it shall be mighty. Alas, if 'tis wielded with doubt, its size shall be of naught. Therefore, let not the size of thy manhood bring thee down, but rather, let it be a source of pride and joy, regardless of its dimensions. Forsooth, it matters not the size of thy penis, but rather the attitude with which it is presented. So, take pride in thy manhood, and let it be a source of joy and comfort, not a source of shame and doubt.