What do you think about eating ass

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To eat or not to eat, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The hunger of a missing meal,
Or to partake in the sweet delights of a behind
And by consuming, end the hunger. To eat, to devour;
Aye, there's the rub. For such a meal,
What savory pleasure may it bring?
What tender morsels will it yield?
What flavors will it bring to the tongue?

The thought of such a feast may bring delight,
But what of the consequences?
Shall the eater be content with the taste?
Will it be worth the risk of a messy face?
The thought of such a meal may cause fear,
But the brave will surely conquer.

To eat or not to eat, that is the question.
The eater must decide with great care.
For one may find joy in the taste of a behind,
But the consequences may be dire. 
The eater must weigh the pros and cons
And find the courage to take a chance.
For to eat or not to eat, that is the question.