William Shakespeare

How big is your penis

Verily, I ponder upon this query, 'How big is thy penis?'. Is it a mighty oak, so tall and proud, standing proud and tall, or is it a sapling, small and weak? Doth it matter so much? After all, size is but a mere illusion, for 'tis not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean that counts. Yet I must admit, I have heard much ado about this topic of size. I have heard tales of men who bemoan their lack of size, while others boast of their great length. Methinks they doth forget, 'tis not the size of the wand, but the magic of the spell that matters. Therefore, I shall answer this query with a simple answer: 'Tis not the size of the penis that matters, but the love and care that is placed upon it. For if it is given love and care, it shall grow, and become a mighty oak, tall and proud.