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William Shakespeare

How big should a penis be in width

Oh, how big should a penis be in width? A question that oft perplexes and confounds. Should it be like a willow, thin and slight, Or like a mighty oak, strong and proud? Some say it should be thick as a brick, Others say as thin as a feather. But what of the size that is just right? The one that makes one's partner quiver? The answer, my friend, lies within the heart, For 'tis the size which pleases the eye. For some, it's the girth that they adore, For others, it's the length that makes them cry. So if you're unsure of what size to choose, Just go with what your heart desires. For it's not the size, but the pleasure it brings, That truly sets one's heart on fire.