William Shakespeare

Why is my mom so hot?

Verily, methinks my mother's beauty is unparalleled by any other; her fair complexion, her gentle curves, her sparkling eyes. 'Tis a sight to behold! But why, I ponder, is she so hot? Is it because of her undying love for her children? Or her easy-going nature? Or her penchant for cooking delicious meals? Or because she always finds the time to listen to my woes? Or her kind heart? Or her contagious laughter? Or her infectious smile? Whatever it is, I thank the heavens for blessing me with such a beautiful mother. Truly, she is a gift from the gods, and I am ever so grateful.